Tall Tales & Short Yarns
Short original stories to feed the theatre of your mind.
Written and performed by Tim Carroll, original music and sound design by Eric Camilleri
Season 04 Episode 05
Grapes of Wrath
The true story (maybe) of one of mankind’s...
Tall Tales and Short Yarns S04E05 Grapes Of Wrath Transcript
[00:00:00] Welcome to the theater of your mind. Please leave all anxieties and troubles behind and prepare yourself for the illumination of your imagination. With mold it's old tiles and short young'uns created by Timothy Carol and Eric, Kevin O'Leary.
well, hello, fellow human. Oh, and also, uh, hello and get I to members of the galactic Federation who I believe are also tuning in these days. Peace man. Peace art look. Today's story is an interesting one. I just wanted to do a little pronunciation before we begin. You see, I find the interesting thing about communicating in such a fashion as I [00:01:00] am now upon the worldwide one do web in digital status.
Is that my different countries in different places pronounce or say words in different ways. This one's got the word or graph. Spelled w R a T H, which we hear in Australia pronouncing Anglicised variation of wroth, meaning you Charlene Kamiah Roth. My anger, my frustration, but I believe in many other parts of the world, such as the good old USA, uh, they say rash, man.
Uh, but I'm going to stick with Ross. For this. So anyway, here we go. And this one is called and it's in historical fact, by the way, everybody maybe with just a tiny little bit of stretching of the truth, but yeah, it's all true, man. This is the story of the grapes of wrath
[00:02:00] four. You see it was on this day. Back in the Hill, 16, whatever it was that the arch juke of Roth. Located in the South of France used his military might and power to maintain order just outside of town. Well, the local villages had all gathered to witness a Hardy Grove of strange new bearings, which were growing you name.
No one had ever seen Saatchi berries before. And the villages was stopped and even panicked as to watch, they might be the odd juke cordoned off the area with his soldiers, keeping the villages back at a safe distance. As he drove [00:03:00] bravely forward yelling, stay back, stand back, everybody. These batteries could explode at any moment.
Onward. He pressed as he plucked one of the strange fruit from the vine. He sniffed us before then placing it gingerly upon his lips and tasted it notes, mus and dark chocolate Eddie bouquet event. When synced with an outstanding rap city of body and flavor. Get it here by now be known by a Royal decree that these strange berries shall from here on in with me for two hours, the rapes and ladies and gentlemen.
Furthermore, let me inform you a lot. [00:04:00] We is making a, something, I think we'll call wine. let's get this party started. And that my friends is as dead shit and Riggi ditch as a set of Funken wag knows. Oh yeah. Mike, you've just listened to the discovery of the grapes of Roth or wrath. If you'd prefer, they still listen.
And man, keep your chin up and your spirits, high cat, shall I
The curtain now must fall upon the theater of your mind, but until we meet again, just promise to be calm. Thanks for listening to Tall Tales and Short Yarns.