Tall Tales & Short Yarns
Short original stories to feed the theatre of your mind.
Written and performed by Tim Carroll, original music and sound design by Eric Camilleri
Season 04 Episode 07
Lovemoore’s Ass
And the moral to the story is…
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S04E07 - Lovemoore's Ass – AI Transcript
[00:00:00] Welcome to the theater of your mind. Please leave all anxieties and troubles behind and prepare yourself for the illumination of your imagination. With it's toll tiles and short young ones created by Timothy, Carol and Eric, Kevin O'Leary.
Love more swooning had the most amazingly beautiful ass. It was predominantly white, but it had the loveliest large Brown spots upon it. Love Moore was very, very proud of it. And in fact, he'd been told by friends that he should consider showing it. Competitively, sadly love more's ass had once been whipped quite brutally, but it [00:01:00] still had some large red welts upon it.
Regardless love Moore, who decided to put his cute little ass through a vigorous training regime and he'd even try to teach it some tricks. Eventually though, he did enter it in a beautiful ass competition. However, at the very beginning of the contest, three of the judges stood behind love more Zass, and with concerned, looks on their faces.
They began to poke and to product. One of the judges then produced a measuring tape and measured the girth and the width of love. Moore's pretty little ass after much deliberation. They then sadly explained to love most wound Tang. That he had been disqualified from this year's beautiful ass competition as his ass was in their opinion, actually a [00:02:00] donkey, uh, uh, uh,
the curtain now must fall upon the theater of your mind. But until we meet again, just promise to become thanks for listening to toll tiles and short yards.
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